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Janus-Faced Republicans

Saturday, September 6th, 2008
This is almost unbelievable. Read More

Wasilla City Hall

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

I'll take hike-in spot 11, please. Oh, sorry. Wait, you do rent camp-sites out of here? Man, how do you keep track of all you have to do out of this office, anyway?

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Apu for Vice President!!

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

My fellow Americans, this election is about a choice. A choice of who you want a heartbeat away from the most powerful position in the world. For my money, this choice is clear: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon should be our next Vice President.
There are those who react to this suggestion with disbelief. "Apu has nowhere near enough experience to lead the free world!" they shout. To this I respond: Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon has more executive experience than McCain, Obama, Biden and Palin combined! He has been the manager of the Quicky Mart for over twenty… Read More

Palin’s Pastors

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008
Harper's gives us a peek into the sermons that Palin has been ingesting up there in the coldest state. Their main message? Most of us won't be cold for long. Read More