Obama’s Elf
Saturday, February 21st, 2009The Bush Great Moments Montage
Saturday, January 17th, 2009Top Bushisms
Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
Jacob Weisburg lists his top 25 Bushisms on Slate.
My favorite of the moment:
15. "It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."—Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000 Read More
Bruce Lee, Nunchuck ping-pong
Thursday, December 18th, 2008
This is for Torin.
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The Simpsons Pokes at Apple Geeks
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008Monty Python Youtube Channel
Thursday, November 20th, 2008Important New Texas Legislation!
Tuesday, November 11th, 2008New Texas Legislation Would Require
Whiskey Bottles To Be Shot Out Of Air
Immediately After Being Emptied
AUSTIN, TX—A new piece of legislation proposed yesterday on the floor of the Texas Legislature would require that all whiskey bottles be tossed overhead and shot clean out of the air the moment they are emptied. "Every Texan is responsible for disposing of his or her whiskey bottles in the proper fashion," Plano lawmaker Mitch Travelstead said. "By law, this means no longer stopping to wipe your lips with your shirt sleeve, or howling like some rabid dog at… Read More
Post Party Depression
Friday, November 7th, 2008Bush: “Can I stop being president now?”
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
WASHINGTON—In a press conference held this morning on the White House lawn, President Bush formally asked the assembled press corps and members of his own administration if, in light of today's election, he could stop being the president now. "So it's over, right? Can I stop being president now?" Bush said after striding to the podium in a Texas Rangers cap and flannel shirt, carrying a fully packed… Read More