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Now that’s some good diplomatacy!

June 24th, 2008 rjhowell No comments

I found this little gem at the Huffington Post. Oh, the world will miss this man!

President Bush met with Filipino President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo today at the White House. Arroyo was in Washington while her country tries to recover from a typhoon that devastated coastal areas and flipped a ferry carrying over 800 passengers last week. Before discussing aide for the Philippines, Bush couldn’t resist beginning the sober meeting with a quip about a Filipino member of his kitchen staff. Read part of the transcript from the meeting and click here to read more about one of the “Philippine-Americans” Bush is referring to. See the excerpt below:

PRESIDENT BUSH: Madam President, it is a pleasure to welcome you back to the Oval Office. We have just had a very constructive dialogue. First, I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that — in which there’s a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the — of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House. (Laughter.)
PRESIDENT ARROYO: Yes.

PRESIDENT BUSH: And the chef is a great person and a really good cook, by the way, Madam President.

PRESIDENT ARROYO: Thank you.

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The Soul Thief by Charles Baxter

June 24th, 2008 rjhowell No comments

The Soul Thief

Charles Baxter is an author who makes it look easy.  Even when he highlights his own artifice, there’s never an appearance of effort.  You might even think that it was easy, were it not for the fact that it is simply impossible that his sentences fail to be the result of a well practiced, astonishingly well honed craft.   I suspect there was a time when Baxter was considered a writer’s writer, but after the deserved success of The Feast of Love the cat is out of the bag.  He is a writer everyone should be reading, if only to remind us of the fact that fiction can be entertaining, beautiful, and still much more truthful than most of the non-fiction that bends the bookshelves.

The Soul Thief is Baxter’s latest novel, published in 08, and while it might not quite match the permanent satisfaction of Feast, at some moments it is even more remarkable.  Now for the sake of objectivity, I should mention that the setting probably has particular resonance with for me.  The story revolves around a group of graduate students prone to partying, ill-starred romances and messy hyperintellectualism.  The time is the early seventies, but it could, except for the popularity of beards, have been set in the present.  Our narrator is Nathaniel, a somewhat hapless individual who has just enough intelligence and appeal to make his life more difficult than it really needs to be.  While the world appears to exist at one step removed from him, giving him a perspective that resembles wisdom, he finds himself curled into the drama at almost every step.  The plot revolves around a peculiar love–triangle? square?  pentagon?–where the strings appear to be pulled by the mysterious Jerome Coolberg.  “He was insufferable, one of those boy geniuses, all nerve and brain.”  Jerome plays the group like a pipe organ, and it’s only at the end (probably) that one realizes Jerome is, in fact, playing the reader as well.

Yes, working alongside the plot is a bit of a narrative trick which, though somewhat easily anticipated and potentially annoying, is, in the end, effective.  It’s effective because unlike most narrative tricks, it is a working cog in the story as opposed to a mere pinwheel.

The Soul Thief is a quick read, at only 200 pages, and is well worth the afternoon or so it takes.  In some ways, Baxter is a DeLillo of the private life, shirking the grand outward themes but performing similar magic at the personal level.  He’s probably not quite the grand master The Don is, or used to be, but he’s in the same camp.  I’ll read anything he writes.

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Ten Minutes of Darwin

June 23rd, 2008 rjhowell No comments

Writing the God book, along with the immanent sesquicentennial of The Origin of Species, has me in a bit of a Darwin fever. The guardian has a nice little rundown of some of the key historical moments behind the publication of TOOS as well as a little scientific synopsis. Check it out here.

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Vegetarian Fast Food?

June 22nd, 2008 rjhowell 4 comments

I’ve been a quasi-vegetarian now for about three months.  It’s my second or third phase not eating meat, but this time I think it will stick.  I’m not really a vegetarian, but rather a humane-itarian.  That is, I’ll eat things that did not have to undergo excessive suffering for the sake of my appetites.  I’ll eat fish, and the occasional bird or mammal that has been raised in a humane environment.

I’m willing to justify these decisions, of course, and the distinctions underlying them, but not now.  (Ok, maybe a bit.  I don’t think death is an evil for creatures without rather sophisticated hopes and expectations, but suffering is a decidedly negative value that outweighs my gustatory preferences.  Fish, apparently, lack the neocortex and so do not seem to be susceptible to the same sort of suffering.)  Here I want to point out that it is possible to eat this way on a roadtrip.   It’s not easy, but I found it doable, even without packing a thermos full of lentils.

A few fast food options:

1.  Burger King Veggie Burgers.  That’s right.  BK has a veggie burger, and it tastes better than their regular burgers.  Not saying much, but we’re on the road.

2.  Subway Veggie Patties.  These are pretty good if you pack in the right condiments.

3.  Taco Bell Bean and Cheese Burritos. I don’t really recommend these.  There are numerous reasons, taste being only one of them.

4.  Chipotle Pork Burritos–Since on my calculus, well-treated pigs are like spinach, this is veggie enough, and Chipotle pork is raised 100% cruelty free.  Their chickens are 60% cruelty free (Clayton Littlejohn suggests that this is probably just hazing) and cattle are 40%.  In any case, I think this is definitely worth supporting.

Any other ideas out there on cruelty-free fast food?

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Lost Tribe not so lost afterall

June 22nd, 2008 rjhowell No comments

Earlier on the blog, I posted pics of the amazonian tribe that had–reportedly–never had contact with the outside world. Turns out that’s not true–they have been known for about 100 years. By all accounts, however, they were still trying to throw their spears at the airplane.  The hoax was pulled by a guy trying to convince loggers to lay off.  Oh well.  Full story here.

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hollAnd–The Paris Hilton Mujahideen

June 21st, 2008 rjhowell No comments

HollAnd

Sometimes the insidious phenomenon of Ipod backlog can allow bands to lie beneath the radar for far too long. Such was the case with hollAnd, who put out “The Paris Hilton Mujahideen” two years ago and “Love Fluxus” the year after that, both of which, are winding their way to me from Teen Beat records. (There are more hollAnd albums than these two, actually, so I feel like a real jackass for not knowing about them before now.)
To be honest, I thought Teen Beat was long gone. I don’t think I’ve bought one of their records since I was in college, and an entire generation has been born since then. Well, Teen Beat is still around, and their releases still, apparently, sound pretty much the same.   hollAnd, for example, sounds like it could be a Mark Robinson side project–so much so that I had to check to make sure it wasn’t.  That, to my mind, is not a bad thing. Unapologetic pop music with heavy emphasis on a punctuating guitar rhythm–using guitars where some insist on keyboards–will always make me smile. Add a sweet and honest vocal and I’m sold. Why didn’t I know about these guys? I gotta blame someone for this, and I can’t just blame my Ipod…

Rapture Ready.mp3

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Ice on Mars!

June 21st, 2008 rjhowell No comments

Nasa Reports: Ice Found on Mars

–>June 19, 2008 — Dice-size crumbs of bright material have vanished from inside a trench where they were photographed by NASA’s Phoenix Mars Lander four days ago, convincing scientists that the material was frozen water that vaporized after digging exposed it.

“It must be ice,” said Phoenix Principal Investigator Peter Smith of the University of Arizona, Tucson. “These little clumps completely disappearing over the course of a few days, that is perfect evidence that it’s ice. There had been some question whether the bright material was salt. Salt can’t do that.”

The chunks were left at the bottom of a trench informally called “Dodo-Goldilocks” when Phoenix’s Robotic Arm enlarged that trench on June 15, during the 20th Martian day, or sol, since landing. Several were gone when Phoenix looked at the trench early today, on Sol 24.

Also early today, digging in a different trench, the Robotic Arm connected with a hard surface that has scientists excited about the prospect of next uncovering an icy layer.

The Phoenix science team spent Thursday analyzing new images and data successfully returned from the lander earlier in the day.

Studying the initial findings from the new “Snow White 2″ trench, located to the right of “Snow White 1,” Ray Arvidson of Washington University in St. Louis, co-investigator for the robotic arm, said, “We have dug a trench and uncovered a hard layer at the same depth as the ice layer in our other trench.”

There’s a good post with pics and stuff at Wired’s website.

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Misquoting Jesus by Bart D. Ehrman

June 21st, 2008 rjhowell No comments

Misquoting

The south, not surprisingly, is a terrific place to write a book about God.   One can, at times, even feel the piety in the humid air.  If ever you should forget, though, that you are in God’s country–and by God I mean Jesus, of course–there is the occasional billboard to remind you.  My favorite was a black and white sign quoting God, “It is finished,” looming over a crew of construction workers who labored on despite the billboard’s proclamation. (A good thing they continued to labor, since the road itself was almost too rough to permit passage.  A serendipitous metaphor, I thought, as I almost ran off the road trying to take a picture with my cell phone.)

When visiting my mother in Nashville, I was given a gift by a family friend who heard I was writing about God.  It was a doorstop of a tome dedicated to proving that the Bible–most importantly the New Testament–was unadulterated, proven truth.  I must admit, after determining that the author had no apparent training in history, or anything else for that matter, and after finding that the book was published by a Nashville press and hadn’t managed to garner a single review by someone that appeared respectable, I knew I would never read it.  I did take a cursory glance, finding liberal use of circular reading and spurious historical inference, and managed to leave the book hidden in my mother’s condo.  The gift was not without effect, however, since I thought I would look into another book by someone who actually had a degree, an academic post, and a respectable press.  Granted, the book argued the opposite premise, but it was a lot shorter and it actually reflected research into the history of the new testament, so you can’t blame me.

“Misquoting Jesus” by Bart Ehrman, the chair of religious studies at UNC Chapel Hill, is a whirlwindy tour through new testament scholarship, with particular attention to the way that the texts have been altered or corrupted by scribes over the past couple of thousand years.  Ehrman, apparently, had been born again in adolescence and was a literalist evangelical.  His studies at Princeton Theological Seminary upset his applecart, however, and he now finds himself an agnostic.    “Misquoting Jesus” provides part of the story why.  (His newer book “God’s Problem” gives the larger reason: the problem of evil.)

Long story short, even our oldest copies of the gospels are copies of copies of….copies, generated by the hands of scribes who ranged from the semi-literate to the theologically calculating.  The result is that there are as many differing copies of the new testament as there are words in the new testament.  Most of those thousands of inconsistencies don’t amount to much more than misspellings, but some are quite significant.  (For example, the last twelve verses of Mark in which Jesus appears, resurrected, before Mary Magdalene, appears to have been added.)  The King James Bible was based on a very faulty manuscript, and our current translations smuggle in a lot of problematic bits as well.

I can see how all of this would be quite dismaying to a literalist, and it might even make more liberal Christians a little uneasy.  I must say, though, that the book stands far short of a debunking–which is, to be honest, what I was hoping for.  It rather shows what most of us know: that the Bible is a very old book that hasn’t moved unscathed through the centuries.  For my money, a little too much time was given to a somewhat sketchy account of textual criticism and too little time was actually given to a study of the discrepancied themselves.  Still, the book is a quick read, and it led me to desire to know more about Christian history and the origins of the book.

Let’s not get carried away, though.  There’s science to be learned.

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Don Cavalli–Cryland

June 20th, 2008 rjhowell No comments

dc

One of the best parts about road trips is that i get a chance to process some of the music that has built up in my Ipod.  Every once in a while, something pops on that fits the scene and the setting perfectly.  Several tracks from Cryland came on while I was speeding through Mississippi and the driving became much less of a chore.  Cavalli runs a southern brewed blend of blues and voodoo through his wah wah pedal and ices the whole mix with his soulful voice.   Imagine my surprise to find, upon returning to my computer, that the dude is french!  I think we should send him a passport compliments of Louisiana.

Gloom.mp3

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Lessons on racism in…Utah, of all places!

June 15th, 2008 rjhowell No comments

SALT LAKE CITY — A Utah company offering online a sock monkey named for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama says it didn’t mean to anger anyone with a “cute and cuddly” toy that some are calling racist.

“We simply made a casual and affectionate observation one night, and a charming association between a candidate and a toy we had when we were little,” according to a statement issued Saturday by Sock Obama LLC.

Jeanetta Williams, president of the local chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, called the toy “pure racism at its extreme.”

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