That’s Jesus all right! But why does he have a penis in his left hand?
Miracle in Dallas!
The reporter here does a good job of playing this straight. Note especially: “Granite is typically used for kitchen countertops, tubs surrounds, bathroom vanities, etc.”
Residents See Jesus In Granite Slab
DALLAS (CBS 11 News) ― Workers at a marble company in Dallas say they have a slab of natural granite that has the image of Jesus in it.
Verona Marble Company Inc. takes pictures of every slab of stone in their inventory and posts them on their website. Wednesday, the owners say a customer in West Texas spotted the image among dozens of pictures and called to tell them about it.
Those who look at the 6×10 foot slab say they can see the head and arms of Jesus, along with either a belt, sword or glowing book.
The company has pulled the slab from its inventory and put it on display.
Verona Marble has had the granite slab, which came from a quarry in Brazil, since December. Company owners say the image is unique, especially since hunks of granite are sliced into slabs, like pieces of bread, and no other slabs from that particular piece of granite have the image.
Granite is typically used for kitchen countertops, tubs surrounds, bathroom vanities, etc.
The slab weighs between 900 and 1,000 pounds and is worth about $1500 wholesale.
The company owners say they feel blessed to have the piece and hope to sell it and donate the proceeds to a struggling church in Madill, Oklahoma.
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